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Poster: Uncle Kryss Date: May 7, 2008 4:57pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Blow your Fed stimulus here Diane Hamilton

Diane Hamilton will miss the gag order, but Uncle Kryss still loves you Diane and all the pretty looking educated gals at the archives. Anymore Nazi stuff for the 21st century ?

http://www.archive.org/iathreads/post-view.php?id=192021

http://finance.yahoo.com/taxes/article/105018/Stimulus-Payments--and-So-Much-More

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffDiana Hamilton Date: May 7, 2008 6:05pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Hang your Loogie here

**hugs**?

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Poster: patourkid Date: May 7, 2008 6:32pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Hang your Loogie here

I hadn't heard anything about this, thank you for looking after our rights!!!!!

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Poster: Darkstarz117 Date: May 7, 2008 8:45pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Hang your Loogie here

Thanks for the nice little Buyer Beware article.

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Poster: Uncle Kryss Date: May 7, 2008 9:46pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Hang your Loogie here

What a chin !

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Poster: Beantown Stevo Date: May 8, 2008 6:47am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Hang your Loogie here

So who on here is the terrorist?

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: May 8, 2008 7:00am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Hang your Loogie here

i' fess up - it's me

i am organizing a cow stampede that will devastate the countryside and leave "biscuits of madness" scattered throughout every town and city in the US of A.

the Patriot Act cannot stop me - especially when left wing attorneys (et. al.) care more for my psychotic individual rites than the safety of thousands/millions of tax paying citizens.

bwuahahahaahahahahahahahaha

burgers for no one

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Poster: William Tell Date: May 8, 2008 7:31am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Wealth of Slogans...Welsh Freedom Fighters

Better than Wealth of Nations, eh?

What a gold mine!

"Biscuits of doom" (I think I saw one of the smelly beggars move...at least my dogs are doing their part by eating everyone they see. Freedom Fighters if ever there were any!).

"Burgers for no one!" (this REALLY pissed off the dogs...you don't want to do that...their biggest joy in the world is the last bite of Kobe Beef Burger you BBQue in the summer and finally give in and give them a taste).

Yep, the little Welsh Corgis were made for this battle. It's nip and tuck, but I think they'll round up your herd of terror quickly enough.

Got any other troublemakers for us to dispense with?

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: May 8, 2008 7:39am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Wealth of Slogans...Welsh Freedom Fighters

Damn!!! foiled again. i miscalculated the epic powers and fortitude of Corgi Nation. What a fool i have been!!

not even the noxious funes of a thousand bovines can deter the Corgi prowess of herding.

ok, time to put the thinking cup....errr...cap on, and go back to the drawing (drooling) board

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Poster: William Tell Date: May 8, 2008 7:50am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Wealth of Slogans...Welsh Freedom Fighters

Yeah, it's good thing they don't spend much time on the phone or our own Pat Act might have stopped them in their tiny little tracks...the Feds that came by were wondering what all that "woofing" was about, convinced it was some sort of code of the bad bovines...

All right, this pathetic post is really going south...

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: May 8, 2008 7:58am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Wealth of Slogans...Welsh Freedom Fighters

i think this one is trying to strike a deal with the enemy - must be an buscuit exchange scenario

Attachment: corgicow.jpg

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Poster: William Tell Date: May 8, 2008 8:07am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Wealth of Slogans...Welsh Freedom Fighters

Ah--that is damn cute.

Better be careful--tito might be watching.

If it's one thing that'll get my sniveling cuteness posting a la drooling over Diana going, it's a corgi pic...

Nice one; there is just something about a dog, isn't there? I know you're a cat person, but dogs for me...

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: May 8, 2008 8:20am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Wealth of Slogans...Welsh Freedom Fighters

great..... now they are teaming up, on the lookout for stray bovines

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Poster: craven714 Date: May 8, 2008 8:37am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Wealth of Slogans...Welsh Freedom Fighters

diana hamilton:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=noT1o63SDRE&;feature=related

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: May 8, 2008 7:51am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Watch out for those Welsh...

Q. What do you call a sheep tied to a fence in Wales?

A. A leisure centre.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: May 8, 2008 7:56am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Watch out for those Welsh...

oh man, that was BBAAAAAADDDDD

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Poster: William Tell Date: May 8, 2008 8:10am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Watch out for those Welsh...

LOL as they say...good one.

So, completely nonPC, do the Welsh finish behind the Scots on the "joke totem pole" in the UK? Just ahead of we Irish I suppose?

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: May 8, 2008 8:23am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Watch out for those Welsh...

I reckon I'd put the Scots and Irish together at the top of the pole with the Welsh and English jockeying for position at the bottom.

The Scotsman: a man who feels badly when he feels good for fear he'll feel worse when he feels better.

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Poster: William Tell Date: May 8, 2008 9:46am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Watch out for those Welsh...

Now that's a ranking I can live with.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: May 8, 2008 8:19am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Watch out for those Welsh...

"...do the Welsh finish behind the Scots..."


there are just too many things to say about that phrase

:)

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: May 8, 2008 8:47am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Highland Hospitality

A man was driving through the Scottish Highlands when his car broke down in the middle of nowhere. Surrounded by mountains there was no signal of his cellphone. Across a field he could see a cottage so he walked up to it and knocked on the door. It opened to reveal a great big bruiser of a Highlander.

"My car has broken down," said the man. "Is there anywhere nearby I can spend the night?"

"Why, right here of course!" said the Highlander "Come in and enjoy our world famous Highland hospitality."

The man entered the humble but comfortable Highland home.

"Jeannie," shouted the Highlander in the direction of the kitchen, and in response to his call his beautiful daughter appeared.

"Jeannie, make a meal for the gentleman and remember to uphold our great tradition of Highland hospitality."

The man was soon tucking into a delicious meal.

"And now," said the Highlander, "I'm afraid I must go out and milk the cows,but just make yourself at home and take every advantage of our world famous Highland hospitality."

No sooner had the door closed behind him than the traveller set about seducing the lovely daughter. In no time at all he had had her on floor and was on the job.

Suddenly the door opened and there stood the Highlander. He took one look at what was going on and his face turned purple with rage. He dropped his two buckets of milk with a crash and roared with anger.

"And tell me what sort of Highland hospitality you call this!" he thundered.

"Arch your back woman, and take the poor man's balls off the cold floor."

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Poster: William Tell Date: May 8, 2008 9:45am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Watch out for those Welsh...

hmmm, funnier the second time around (there I go again).

I am, as usual, shocked and dismayed that SDH has not zeroed in on this thread.